{"id":223,"date":"2024-03-24T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2024-03-24T00:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/?p=223"},"modified":"2024-03-16T22:34:19","modified_gmt":"2024-03-16T22:34:19","slug":"angels-and-demons","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/2024\/03\/24\/angels-and-demons\/","title":{"rendered":"Angels and Demons"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

While I certainly have no intentions of letting this thus far squeaky-clean and entirely uncontroversial column of mine ever devolve into something so lowly and debased as religious mumbo-jumbo<\/em>, I would nontheless like to take the opportunity this week to discuss something that Schmelnoz the Incomprehensible and I spoke about quite at length one long and intoxicating and intoxicated evening during his previous visit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

It all started whenever Schmelnoz for some reason out of the blue just started telling me about these certain entities which he described as \u201cextra-dimensional consciousness parasites\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

As he began to describe them to me I suddenly interrupted him and exclaimed, \u201cWhy, that sounds just like demons!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

He asked me what these so-called \u201cdemons\u201d were, and as I described them to him of course I also had to bring up the concept of angels.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

When I finally finished he just looked at me for a long time and then eventually said, \u201cYou do realize that what you are describing as \u2018angels\u2019 are really just the same thing as what you are describing as \u2018demons,\u2019 the only difference being whether or not the person conceiving of them imagines their interference to be particular helpful as to accomplishing their own personally selected agenda or not.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

When I tried to tell him that no, angels are good<\/em> and demons are evil<\/em> he just shook his head so hard that all his turkas fell out of his hat and started slinging purple slime all over our hotel room.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWhat you refer to as \u2018good\u2019 and \u2018evil\u2019,\u201d he said, \u201care merely one of the natural and necessary consequences of choosing to inhabit a fractured consciousness-state by which one has attempted to divide an infinite reality up into so-called \u2018manageable\u2019 chunks in order that the finite brain might actually be able to process it\u2014as if this were even ever really possible.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Now I just stared at him.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cLook,\u201d he said.  \u201cOnce a sentient mind first becomes divided, it opens up a doorway into infinite and untold dimensions of unreality through which these entities\u2014who are themselves unreal\u2014can enter and begin to utilize and secure its energy resources for themselves in order to increase and preserve their own unreal existence.  From what I\u2019ve seen of your people so far the vast majority of you are already so far gone that essentially you\u2019re not even real people anymore, but rather, parasites posing as people who are themselves looking to turn other people into parasites so that even more of their imaginary friends might come on in and join the proverbial party.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

And then he added, \u201cI can also see that this particular proverbial party has already been raging for decades and centuries and millennia on your planet, and that its beginning undoubtedly goes back so far as to lie before your own recorded history, which itself I might add has been undoubtedly influenced and manipulated by these very same entities.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cBut if they\u2019re not even real in the first place then how can they be so powerful and dangerous?\u201d I asked him.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cBecause you believe<\/em> in them!\u201d he said.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cBut don\u2019t you believe in them as well?\u201d I asked him.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cI only believe in what I know,\u201d he replied.  \u201cAnd if you want to know the truth of the matter I don\u2019t know anything at all whatsoever.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

For a long time neither of us said anything as we sipped our Shiner Bock and nibbled our Texas Toast.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Finally he said, \u201cLook, there is this website on what you Earthlings call your \u2018internet\u2019.\u00a0 It contains a very special video which is guaranteed to eventually drive these mind parasites absolutely insane to the point where they will\u00a0plunge desperately right back into the void from which they first arose just to escape the torturous and overwhelming sense of anxiety that it causes them to experience.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

And now, my dearly beloved readers, I am presenting that very same video to you for your own benefit and edification.  But I\u2019ll warn you: it’s like taking antibiotics. You have to watch the whole thing<\/em>.  And if you don\u2019t, then you risk destroying all but the strongest and most resilient parasitic entities and ending up even crazier and more deluded than you ever were in the first place.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

So as your primary personal caretaker (which even though you probably didn\u2019t know it is what Schmelnoz and the peculiar and particular certification board which he represents have for some reason officially designated me), I strongly advise you to swallow this toxic and yet curative poison even at your own risk.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

In fact, this particular medicine is SO strong that I\u2019m not even going to post the video on this webpage.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

If you truly want to watch it, then you\u2019re going to have to freely reach out with your own hand and of your own volition and tap or click on it yourself in order to follow the link.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

And here, my dear friends and children and brothers and sisters, is that link:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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