{"id":334,"date":"2024-01-07T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2024-01-07T00:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/?p=334"},"modified":"2023-12-31T14:09:58","modified_gmt":"2023-12-31T14:09:58","slug":"the-perils-of-time-travel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/2024\/01\/07\/the-perils-of-time-travel\/","title":{"rendered":"The Perils of Time Travel"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>(This Spamrider of the Apocalypse entry arrived in my refrigerator underneath the pickles dated<\/strong><strong> July 17, 2047. -Bob)<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Having had some more opportunity to read through this website I can see now that me sending\u00a0these messages back from The Future has already gotten this blog all out of whack and that\u00a0some things just aren\u2019t ever going to make any sense to the people reading it then until Time finally catches up.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>As if any of it made any sense to anybody anyways.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Here in The Future&nbsp;they\u2019ve actually fixed&nbsp;this bug because of course by&nbsp;now time travel is quite common.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But since&nbsp;you\u2019re probably reading this before the fix was ever invented&nbsp;I guess you\u2019re all just going to have to sort it out for yourselves.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I have faith in you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Well actually no I don\u2019t.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Not considering the shape you people left The Future in.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But there really isn\u2019t much I can do about that at this point.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I guess this will teach me not to go messing around with the Laws of Physics.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(Yeah, right.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(This Spamrider of the Apocalypse entry arrived in my refrigerator underneath the pickles dated July 17, 2047. -Bob) Having had some more opportunity to read through this website I can see now that me sending\u00a0these messages back from The Future has already gotten this blog all out of whack and that\u00a0some things just aren\u2019t ever&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-334","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/334","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=334"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/334\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":462,"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/334\/revisions\/462"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=334"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=334"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=334"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}