{"id":452,"date":"2024-03-07T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2024-03-07T00:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/?p=452"},"modified":"2024-03-01T11:28:58","modified_gmt":"2024-03-01T11:28:58","slug":"more-shit-schmelnoz-says","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/2024\/03\/07\/more-shit-schmelnoz-says\/","title":{"rendered":"More Shit Schmelnoz Says"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Schmelnoz says the cost of free will is&nbsp;bearing the weight of the world upon your shoulders.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I asked him if he believes in free will.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He said that only those who do not already know The Future believe in free will.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Then he&nbsp;farted and we drank together in wry merriment.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Schmelnoz says the cost of free will is&nbsp;bearing the weight of the world upon your shoulders. I asked him if he believes in free will. He said that only those who do not already know The Future believe in free will. Then he&nbsp;farted and we drank together in wry merriment.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-452","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/452","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=452"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/452\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":578,"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/452\/revisions\/578"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=452"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=452"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=452"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}