{"id":454,"date":"2024-03-10T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2024-03-10T00:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/?p=454"},"modified":"2024-11-12T14:33:56","modified_gmt":"2024-11-12T14:33:56","slug":"misfortune-cookie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/2024\/03\/10\/misfortune-cookie\/","title":{"rendered":"Misfortune Cookie"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>My fortune cookie tonight said, \u201cSomeone from your past has returned to steal your heart.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I\u2019ll bet anything it\u2019s that damn Haitian witchdoctor again.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He\u2019s been after my heart for decades now. He needs it&nbsp;for some sort of crazy Voodoo ritual.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My fortune cookie tonight said, \u201cSomeone from your past has returned to steal your heart.\u201d I\u2019ll bet anything it\u2019s that damn Haitian witchdoctor again. He\u2019s been after my heart for decades now. He needs it&nbsp;for some sort of crazy Voodoo ritual.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-454","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/454","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=454"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/454\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":455,"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/454\/revisions\/455"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=454"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=454"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=454"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}