In The Future people have all these funny names for exotic sexual positions or maneuvers.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sort of like how the people of today might speak of \u201cThe Rusty Trombone,\u201d or \u201cThe Dirty Sanchez\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I won\u2019t try to elaborate on what any of these may or may not actually involve because to be honest with you I don\u2019t even know and don\u2019t really care.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
This page is copyrighted by the way, so whenever any of these names finally start to catch on just you remember where you read them first and who to send the check to.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So here are the ones I can remember:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The Polish Plunger (Suggested usage example: \u201cPersonally, I find The Spiral Hambone topped off with a Screaming Zelinski always keeps the ladies coming back for more<\/strong>!<\/em>\u201d<\/strong>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" In The Future people have all these funny names for exotic sexual positions or maneuvers. Sort of like how the people of today might speak of \u201cThe Rusty Trombone,\u201d or \u201cThe Dirty Sanchez\u201d. I won\u2019t try to elaborate on what any of these may or may not actually involve because to be honest with you…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-471","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/471","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=471"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/471\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":630,"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/471\/revisions\/630"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=471"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=471"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=471"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
The Spiral Hambone
The Bologna and Cheese Sandwich<\/strong>
The Mini Martinez
The Kalamazoozoozoozoo
The Boston Teabagger
The Hanging Albatross
The Screaming Zelinski<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n