{"id":489,"date":"2024-05-05T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2024-05-05T00:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/?p=489"},"modified":"2024-04-21T15:47:19","modified_gmt":"2024-04-21T15:47:19","slug":"im-going-to-be-honest-with-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/2024\/05\/05\/im-going-to-be-honest-with-you\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m Going To Be Honest with You"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>The Future is&nbsp;one scary fucking place.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>You shouldn\u2019t even need me to tell you that.&nbsp; Just take a good look around at everything that is going on here and now right there in front of you in The Present and then carry it all out to its logical conclusion.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pretty frightening, huh?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>In fact, it&#8217;s enough to make most people piss their pants.*<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:30px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>*Enough to make 99 &amp; 44\/100 % of people piss their pant in fact.&nbsp; The&nbsp;testing was conducted by the Orphopeons, an alien race which considers humans as basically the cosmic equivalent of lab rats.&nbsp; They abducted 45,000 human specimens for the experiment, exposed them to The Future, and then examined their breeches for any signs of urinary discharge.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It turned out that The Future had caused over 99 in 100 people to totally piss their pants.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>That\u2019s some pretty scary shit.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And speaking of shit they didn\u2019t even bother measuring\u00a0how many of them had also lost control of their bowels.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Future is&nbsp;one scary fucking place. You shouldn\u2019t even need me to tell you that.&nbsp; Just take a good look around at everything that is going on here and now right there in front of you in The Present and then carry it all out to its logical conclusion. Pretty frightening, huh? In fact, it&#8217;s&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-489","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/489","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=489"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/489\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":687,"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/489\/revisions\/687"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=489"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=489"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=489"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}