{"id":494,"date":"2024-05-12T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2024-05-12T00:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/?p=494"},"modified":"2023-12-31T18:54:29","modified_gmt":"2023-12-31T18:54:29","slug":"john-the-revelator","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/2024\/05\/12\/john-the-revelator\/","title":{"rendered":"John the Revelator"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>My friend John the Revelator has this saying:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>The reward of patience is patience.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Quite profound, no?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>As far as I know he probably got it from a fortune cookie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He doesn\u2019t know that I\u2019m The Spamrider of the Apocalypse.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But I think he suspects.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I had a fortune one time that said, \u201cAbout time I got out of that cookie!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I immediately burned it because I figured a cognizant cookie fortune might just be dangerous.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My friend John the Revelator has this saying: The reward of patience is patience. Quite profound, no? As far as I know he probably got it from a fortune cookie. He doesn\u2019t know that I\u2019m The Spamrider of the Apocalypse. But I think he suspects. I had a fortune one time that said, \u201cAbout time&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-494","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/494","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=494"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/494\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":495,"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/494\/revisions\/495"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=494"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=494"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=494"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}