{"id":500,"date":"2024-05-26T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2024-05-26T00:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/?p=500"},"modified":"2024-05-13T12:19:46","modified_gmt":"2024-05-13T12:19:46","slug":"afterburner","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/2024\/05\/26\/afterburner\/","title":{"rendered":"Afterburner"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Those ribs I ate last night were great but man do I have the rotten ass today!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I can&#8217;t hardly stand to be around myself.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>My farts didn&#8217;t even smell this bad after the last Cosmic Chili, Beer and Weed Fest.<br><br>Somebody should make a blog dedicated entirely to their ass. The whole thing could be written from the perspective of an anus. They could call it &#8220;Diary of an Asshole&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Those ribs I ate last night were great but man do I have the rotten ass today! I can&#8217;t hardly stand to be around myself. My farts didn&#8217;t even smell this bad after the last Cosmic Chili, Beer and Weed Fest. Somebody should make a blog dedicated entirely to their ass. The whole thing could&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-500","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/500","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=500"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/500\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":699,"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/500\/revisions\/699"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=500"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=500"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=500"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}