{"id":64,"date":"2023-12-10T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2023-12-10T00:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/spamrider.net\/blog\/?p=64"},"modified":"2023-11-26T11:24:08","modified_gmt":"2023-11-26T11:24:08","slug":"the-futures-so-bright","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/2023\/12\/10\/the-futures-so-bright\/","title":{"rendered":"The Future&#8217;s So Bright&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><a><strong>(<\/strong><\/a><strong>This Spamrider of the Apocalypse entry arrived in my clothes hamper dated May 31, 2047.\u00a0 -Bob)<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:30px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2026That it actually burns you alive if you step out of your cave.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I am actually writing this post to you from The Future.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And let me tell you, it ain&#8217;t pretty kids.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>You people should be ashamed of yourselves for letting it come to this.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(This Spamrider of the Apocalypse entry arrived in my clothes hamper dated May 31, 2047.\u00a0 -Bob) \u2026That it actually burns you alive if you step out of your cave. I am actually writing this post to you from The Future. And let me tell you, it ain&#8217;t pretty kids. You people should be ashamed of&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-64","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=64"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":329,"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64\/revisions\/329"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=64"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=64"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=64"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}