In retaliation for my little funny Bob has been hounding me to do a question-and-answer edition of my column in order to recognize and show appreciation for some of the so-called “fan mail” he claims to have been receiving in my stead.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
And so, without further ado I present\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ask The Spamrider<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Dear Spamrider,<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n What is it like to be a Time Lord?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n -Darryl from Poughkeepsie<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Dear Darryl from Poughkeepsie,<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n I have no idea since I am not a \u201cTime Lord\u201d. I am just a regular person like you. Or apparently not like you, since I know the difference between REALITY and DOCTOR FUCKING WHO!<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n -Spamrider<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n Dear Spamrider,<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n As a bona fide representative of the planet Gallifrey, what advice do you have for us humans as we finally begin to explore the stars?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n -Tim<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Dear Tim,<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n I unfortunately cannot answer your question because I am not from the planet Gallifrey nor have I ever been to such a place if it even exists. Which it probably doesn\u2019t. Because Gallifrey is the name of a planet from the fictional British television series DOCTOR FUCKING WHO!<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n -Spamrider<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n Dear Spamrider,<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Which incarnation are you currently in? My wife says it\u2019s your third, but I say it\u2019s got to be at least your eighth or ninth.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n -Ed Simian<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Goddammit Bob!!!<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" In retaliation for my little funny Bob has been hounding me to do a question-and-answer edition of my column in order to recognize and show appreciation for some of the so-called “fan mail” he claims to have been receiving in my stead. And so, without further ado I present\u2026 Ask The Spamrider Dear Spamrider, What…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-709","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/709","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=709"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/709\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":715,"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/709\/revisions\/715"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=709"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=709"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=709"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}