{"id":733,"date":"2024-07-04T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2024-07-04T00:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/?p=733"},"modified":"2024-06-10T13:59:50","modified_gmt":"2024-06-10T13:59:50","slug":"733","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/2024\/07\/04\/733\/","title":{"rendered":"I Probably Shouldn&#8217;t Even Be Telling You This"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>But since it\u2019s a scientifically proven fact that 99.44% of the time no matter what you say or do you cannot create a time paradox&nbsp;situation&nbsp;whereby you change&nbsp;the Past or the Future which you may or may not have previously inhabited<strong>*, <\/strong>here goes\u2026<br><br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>THE NEXT PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES IS GOING TO BE <\/strong><strong><em>YOU KNOW WHO!<\/em><\/strong><strong><br><br><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Yeah, that\u2019s right, I said it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And now you can all quit bugging me about it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:40px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>*<\/strong>This is to say, The Future is set in stone just as surely as The Past<a>\u2014<\/a>at exactly 99.44%&#8211;so you&nbsp;generally cannot go back in time and prevent the birth of your worst enemy by killing his Grandfather.&nbsp; Though in theory you could&nbsp;<em>become<\/em> your worst enemy\u2019s Grandfather by going back in time and knocking up his Grandma.&nbsp; But that\u2019s neither here nor there because the fact that&nbsp;your worst enemy&nbsp;was ever born in the first place demonstrates quite clearly that his Grandfather\u2014whoever he may have been\u2014<em>wasn\u2019t<\/em> killed before he was able to produce progeny.&nbsp; (99.44% of the time anyway.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And even if you <em>were<\/em> to succeed in killing off your worst enemy\u2019s grandfather you would only be destroying the Future you knew,&nbsp;which also happens to be the very same Future that gave rise to <em>you<\/em>,&nbsp;and that&nbsp;doesn\u2019t really leave you standing in a very good position now does it?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So basically for the most part you can\u2019t ever really change what happened, and the only reason you even think you can change what <em>happens<\/em> is because you don\u2019t even know what it is yet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The Omniscients call&nbsp;this \u201cFree Will for Dummies\u201d.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>But since it\u2019s a scientifically proven fact that 99.44% of the time no matter what you say or do you cannot create a time paradox&nbsp;situation&nbsp;whereby you change&nbsp;the Past or the Future which you may or may not have previously inhabited*, here goes\u2026 THE NEXT PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES IS GOING TO BE YOU KNOW&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-733","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/733","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=733"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/733\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":737,"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/733\/revisions\/737"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=733"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=733"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=733"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}