{"id":792,"date":"2024-09-08T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2024-09-08T00:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/?p=792"},"modified":"2024-08-12T20:50:05","modified_gmt":"2024-08-12T20:50:05","slug":"yet-still-more-shit-schmelnoz-says","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/2024\/09\/08\/yet-still-more-shit-schmelnoz-says\/","title":{"rendered":"Yet Still More Shit Schmelnoz Says"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Schmelnoz once told me that the Zippo lighter is the pinnacle of man\u2019s creation.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cThink about it,\u201d he said.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Actually he probably said something more like, \u201cSurmise Spamrider upon the following megrim\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But as usual I\u2019m transliterating here.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So he said, \u201cThink about it.&nbsp; Instant fire in a little pocket-sized indestructible metal box.&nbsp; If you humans had just quit while you were ahead the entire universe would be better off right now.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And at the risk of repeating myself again (again), I couldn\u2019t really argue with him.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Schmelnoz once told me that the Zippo lighter is the pinnacle of man\u2019s creation. \u201cThink about it,\u201d he said. Actually he probably said something more like, \u201cSurmise Spamrider upon the following megrim\u2026\u201d But as usual I\u2019m transliterating here. So he said, \u201cThink about it.&nbsp; Instant fire in a little pocket-sized indestructible metal box.&nbsp; If you&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-792","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/792","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=792"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/792\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":793,"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/792\/revisions\/793"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=792"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=792"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=792"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}