They say when life hands you lemons, make lemonade.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
This always seemed sort of silly to me.\u00a0 Mostly because\u00a0I\u00a0like\u00a0lemons just fine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So what if life hands you a stinking pile of shit?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
What are you supposed to do then, make a shit sandwich?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Funny thing is I once knew a guy who did exactly that.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
As a child he lived on a farm, and he had to walk to school every day. Since his family was poor he would always have to bring his own lunch which usually consisted of a single peanut butter sandwich.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
And every day the school bully would beat him up and steal his sandwich from him.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Of course you see where this is going.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So one day this guy goes out to the horse stall and takes some horseshit and spreads it between two slices of bread.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Apparently, to make a long story short, that bully never stole any more sandwiches.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
And I should know.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because that bully was me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nah, I\u2019m just kidding.\u00a0 I would have to go back in Time before my own birth to bully that guy as a kid.\u00a0 And even if I did, I<\/em> still wouldn\u2019t be a kid. \u00a0I\u2019d be a full-grown man beating up some poor kid and stealing his lunch, in which case I would deserve exactly what I was getting.<\/p>\n\n\n\n A horseshit sandwich.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" They say when life hands you lemons, make lemonade. This always seemed sort of silly to me.\u00a0 Mostly because\u00a0I\u00a0like\u00a0lemons just fine. So what if life hands you a stinking pile of shit? What are you supposed to do then, make a shit sandwich? Funny thing is I once knew a guy who did exactly that. As…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-826","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/826","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=826"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/826\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":833,"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/826\/revisions\/833"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=826"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=826"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=826"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}