Something is definitely not right.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I\u2019ve felt it for days now, but today I am sure.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I just found out that fucking Cher is still alive!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Which needless to say I found quite confusing. Because in the world I remember Cher died in a tragic skiing accident sometime back in the late 1990s. Before that she had become a politician.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Also, I\u2019ve been looking back over my past entries in this column, which is also not even my column but that\u2019s another story, and they are DEFINITELY not at all what I wrote.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
At first I thought maybe Bob was fucking with me but since the new old entries weren\u2019t full of typos I realized pretty quickly that he couldn\u2019t have written them.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Besides, they just feel<\/em> like things I could or would have written.<\/p>\n\n\n\n But I didn\u2019t.<\/p>\n\n\n\n So who did?<\/p>\n\n\n\n And it\u2019s not just Cher and my column. It\u2019s tons of other little things as well.<\/p>\n\n\n\n I\u2019m just now beginning to piece together the picture but I don\u2019t want to say too much just yet. I\u2019ve still got some more investigating to do.<\/p>\n\n\n\n In any event, as I try to get oriented to this apparent new reality I\u2019ve been dumped into I guess I\u2019ll just keep on with the column as it is and we\u2019ll see where things go from here.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Be seeing you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Something is definitely not right. I\u2019ve felt it for days now, but today I am sure. I just found out that fucking Cher is still alive! Which needless to say I found quite confusing. Because in the world I remember Cher died in a tragic skiing accident sometime back in the late 1990s. Before that…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-856","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/856","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=856"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/856\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":858,"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/856\/revisions\/858"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=856"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=856"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.spamrider.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=856"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}