I was just looking up \u201cSoylent Green\u201d to see if it had been invented yet and I found out that in this timeline they actually made a movie out of it starring Charlton Heston.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Now if that doesn\u2019t just beat all.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
No matter how much I think I may have gotten used to this time\/space rift thing invariably something like this comes along and throws me for a loop.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
In the world I remember Charlton Heston starred in a movie about vicious primates who had taken over the planet in the future.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
It was called \u201cPlanet of the Republicans\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
He also played Rameses in \u201cThe Ten Commandments\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
He was a big laser-gun* nut, and he actually died from an accidental self-inflicted laser-gunshot wound. He apparently was so old and senile that he forgot to set the safety.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
They buried him with that laser-gun because nobody wanted to pry it out of his cold dead hands.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
*I just found out you don\u2019t even have laser guns in this timeline. This timeline sucks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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