So I\u2019ve got good news and bad news.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The good news is I\u2019ve figured out why I wasn\u2019t able to Jump in this Timeline, and also why and how I ended up here in the first place.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Of course it turns out it was all your old Spamrider\u2019s doing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Despite all his big talk, he saw what was coming and got scared shitless. And then he figured out a way to bail out of this world.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Besides killing himself I mean.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
But in order do that, you need a replacement.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
And apparently he found out that in my timeline Donald Trump actually lost the 2024 election which meant that America and the world at large still had at least a wisp of a chance of going on for awhile without everything turning to complete and utter shit.\u00a0 (The joke\u2019s on him though, because as a time traveler I can tell you that everything turns to complete and utter shit anyways.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Also, the reason I couldn\u2019t jump is because in this Timeline is because you have to do it backwards. Or rather, sideways.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
It\u2019s sort of hard to describe.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
But anyways, I\u2019ve figured out how to Jump now. Which brings us to the bad news.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
In figuring all this out I may or may not have accidentally set in motion certain events that could ultimately lead to another timeline breach.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
All I know is that things have been getting awfully weird.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Weirder than usual I mean.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
WAY weirder than usual.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So anyway, that\u2019s where things stand.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I guess from the reader\u2019s perspective it\u2019s just more of the same old weird crap.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
But I fear from here on out it\u2019s only going to get weirder. And crappier.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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