[Note: The following entry was written by Schmelnoz the Incomprehensible, my alien friend from The Future. -Spamrider] Greetings Earthlings. I am the quasi-sentient life-form known colloquially as “Schmelnoz the Incomprehensible”. But I conceive that if the Spamrider has properly primed your reality contextual realms the way I have instructed him to then you have ultimately…