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I’m Going To Be Honest with You

Posted on May 5, 2024April 21, 2024 by spamrider

The Future is one scary fucking place.

You shouldn’t even need me to tell you that.  Just take a good look around at everything that is going on here and now right there in front of you in The Present and then carry it all out to its logical conclusion.

Pretty frightening, huh?

In fact, it’s enough to make most people piss their pants.*

*Enough to make 99 & 44/100 % of people piss their pant in fact.  The testing was conducted by the Orphopeons, an alien race which considers humans as basically the cosmic equivalent of lab rats.  They abducted 45,000 human specimens for the experiment, exposed them to The Future, and then examined their breeches for any signs of urinary discharge.

It turned out that The Future had caused over 99 in 100 people to totally piss their pants.

That’s some pretty scary shit. 

And speaking of shit they didn’t even bother measuring how many of them had also lost control of their bowels.

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